SHHH! I'm fabulous...

Let's get the simple stuff out of the way: I spent the first two decades of my life so immersed in the church world that I practically pissed holy water (even though Baptists don't really do the whole holy water thing)... I've been a youth leader, a bible study leader...heck, I even thought about going to seminary.

That being said, on the inside I'm a total queen. I love a good manicure. Very few things make me happier than a good non-fat sugar-free caramel machiato with a sprinkle of cinnamon. I've never cried as hard as I did when Emmett read his eulogy to George while he received his Crystal Dick at the porn awards (QAF). I mean, seriously, if I had my way I'd put on lipstick and a rainbow unitard and prance through the streets of Manhattan while singing a tribute to Judy Garland...okay, that might have gone a little far...

Anyway, the point is, I'm on my way to becoming an out and proud Southern Gay Man (see kimdog for a full description). Sure, I can count on one hand everyone that I'm out to, but that's a start for this church boy.

As this is my first blogging experience, I may babble, I might rant, I'll probably rave, I WILL overdramatize... My entries will be little therapy sessions in my journey towards freedom...don't laugh too much...