I'm Such a Damned Drama Queen...
So, last night Roomy and I had the joy of a gay outing. Not an outing as in "of the closet" or anything, just six queers hanging out at a bar. It was grand fun meeting half of the Dynamic Duo and Hotass's Ranger. And of course, Hotass and Skipper were a joy. Now, on with the apologies and confessions.
I must confess, I'm a bit of a noisy drunk. I have a tendency to talk loud and talk alot. Most of what I say I mean, it's just the extent to which I offer it up. I'm quick to offer my life story and express in full detail things that some people might be uncomfortable talking about on a first meeeting. That said:
1) AJ, you're great. I appreciate you listening to my drunk ass all night and pretending not to be annoyed. I probably won't be attending the toga birthday party that I think I may have invited myself to (I'm not sure how that happened) and while I would like to offer congratulations on your upcoming "Big Day", you certainly shouldn't feel obligated to send me an invitation. I look forward to hanging with you again in the future, and I promise, I'll have one less martini.
2) Ranger. You're fabulous. It was an absolute pleasure to finally meet you. I think I told you to be nice to Gary like, 500 times. Not that you weren't being nice to him. In fact, you're probably nice to him 24/7. I have no idea. And I know, I know, Momma knows. Smile.
3) Hotass. You've now seen me tipsy three times. If you go drinking with me again and I annoy you, its your own damn fault! No, seriously though, I love you and your friends. Thank you for being patient and accepting and including Roomy and I as we begin our so-called-queer life together. You're one in a million.
4) Skipper, darling. I may have been drunk and noisy, but at least I didn't spill three drinks all over myself! Ok, that was hateful. Anyway, you're great and everybody knows it. And I didn't think your shirt was plaid. You don't have to be the Fauxmo's first if you don't want, but I will email a picture to ya. He's pretty damn cute.
5) Last, my dear sweet Roomy. You're still sleeping right now, and that makes me bitter. I love you and hope I didn't embarass you too much. They all probably like you better than me, anyway...
There you have it folks. Perhaps I wasn't nearly as dramatic as I think I was, but I had to cover the bases. If you guys weren't annoyed, feel free to disregard the above.... ;-)
I must confess, I'm a bit of a noisy drunk. I have a tendency to talk loud and talk alot. Most of what I say I mean, it's just the extent to which I offer it up. I'm quick to offer my life story and express in full detail things that some people might be uncomfortable talking about on a first meeeting. That said:
1) AJ, you're great. I appreciate you listening to my drunk ass all night and pretending not to be annoyed. I probably won't be attending the toga birthday party that I think I may have invited myself to (I'm not sure how that happened) and while I would like to offer congratulations on your upcoming "Big Day", you certainly shouldn't feel obligated to send me an invitation. I look forward to hanging with you again in the future, and I promise, I'll have one less martini.
2) Ranger. You're fabulous. It was an absolute pleasure to finally meet you. I think I told you to be nice to Gary like, 500 times. Not that you weren't being nice to him. In fact, you're probably nice to him 24/7. I have no idea. And I know, I know, Momma knows. Smile.
3) Hotass. You've now seen me tipsy three times. If you go drinking with me again and I annoy you, its your own damn fault! No, seriously though, I love you and your friends. Thank you for being patient and accepting and including Roomy and I as we begin our so-called-queer life together. You're one in a million.
4) Skipper, darling. I may have been drunk and noisy, but at least I didn't spill three drinks all over myself! Ok, that was hateful. Anyway, you're great and everybody knows it. And I didn't think your shirt was plaid. You don't have to be the Fauxmo's first if you don't want, but I will email a picture to ya. He's pretty damn cute.
5) Last, my dear sweet Roomy. You're still sleeping right now, and that makes me bitter. I love you and hope I didn't embarass you too much. They all probably like you better than me, anyway...
There you have it folks. Perhaps I wasn't nearly as dramatic as I think I was, but I had to cover the bases. If you guys weren't annoyed, feel free to disregard the above.... ;-)
posted by Dustin at 7:01 AM
4 Comments:
I don't recall being annoyed. A great time was had by all. Maybe HotAss was a little annoyed with me. Bleh...get over it
Oh so this was just a boys night out? Dang, I can be drunk and obnoxious too. *giggle* you know I love you my lil pantry hugger. Thats my new nickname for you. Ok. so it's really not.. but it's cute and only you, I and Hotass know why I said that. :)
Fine, so you don't want a fine, drunk, obnoxious, bi-chick with you. *Rolling my eyes* I understand. No no.. I really do. Seriously.. no it's ok. I GOT IT.
*laughing*
Wow Tink, that was dramatic...
*Wink*
But I'm just a Drama Princess baby....
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