Trish Is 43 And Hers Is WAY Tighter...
So, I shipped 82 boxes of files today. At first, I thought the guy who worked for the shipping company was the first woof-worthy guy that I thought was a hottie... 6'2", 190lbs of rock hard muscle, cowboy boots, belt buckle, little bit of chest hair poking out of his collar, thick (but trimmed) gotee, and a hat that said "100% Cowboy". Then the nasty bitch started talking...
He thought that because I was signing off these boxes, I must work in shipping and receiving, and while I'm a fan of a kind of "shipping and receiving", I'm no warehouse worker. He decided he'd tell me about the girlfriend he had just broken up with, the nastiness of which follows...
"Well, I just broke up with Jackie..." as if I have a damned clue who that is... "Yeah, she was fuckin' another driver...kicked his ass... Anywho, I went over to my ex-fiance Trish's place and asked if we could get back together. She said 'yup' so I called Jackie and told her I's back with Trish, and besides, her pussy's too big and smells bad."
Okay, yuck. As if I wanted to hear about his girlfriend's nether region, big and stinky or otherwise... He went on...
"So Jackie's like, 'you never told me that before...' and I's like 'well I'm tellin' ya know. Hell, Trish is 43 and hers is WAY tighter!' Yeah, she wanted to have a threesome with her cousin, she was kinky like that..."
Sorry, Gar-Bear and James, but if woof-worthy gay rednecks are like that, I'll stick with smooth and twinky...
He thought that because I was signing off these boxes, I must work in shipping and receiving, and while I'm a fan of a kind of "shipping and receiving", I'm no warehouse worker. He decided he'd tell me about the girlfriend he had just broken up with, the nastiness of which follows...
"Well, I just broke up with Jackie..." as if I have a damned clue who that is... "Yeah, she was fuckin' another driver...kicked his ass... Anywho, I went over to my ex-fiance Trish's place and asked if we could get back together. She said 'yup' so I called Jackie and told her I's back with Trish, and besides, her pussy's too big and smells bad."
Okay, yuck. As if I wanted to hear about his girlfriend's nether region, big and stinky or otherwise... He went on...
"So Jackie's like, 'you never told me that before...' and I's like 'well I'm tellin' ya know. Hell, Trish is 43 and hers is WAY tighter!' Yeah, she wanted to have a threesome with her cousin, she was kinky like that..."
Sorry, Gar-Bear and James, but if woof-worthy gay rednecks are like that, I'll stick with smooth and twinky...
posted by Dustin at 4:25 PM
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